...is a good burn.
You can count on Jimmy John's for two things: freaky-fast delivery, and freaky-honest double entendres.
OMG, I've just gotta snap a pic of this sign while drivi””
Whatever this store sells, I'm buying it.
However, I will forgive you for how funny this sign is. Also if you give me free frozen custard.
Perhaps therecently divorced shouldn't be in charge of the "funny signs" department.
"I think we should put Shrek in Cinema 3."
"Why? Cinema 2 holds way more””"
"WOULD YOU JUST TRUST ME ON THIS, KYLE?!"
Besides, I'm used to paying top dollar for my false advertising.
Winter, we would totally call the cops on you if they weren't snowed in right now.
Delicious chocolate Frostys are people! THEY'RE PEOPLE!