A sarcastic sign with a sarcastic comment. Truly, we are witnessing perfection.
If your co-worker goes on vacation and you don't stage a murder scene in their cubicle, you've really dropped the ball.
So much effort. So much reward.
Please don't tell my Sarcasm Society bosses how well I adhere to this schedule.
Although we wonder where this sarcastic superstar got all those extra "E" keys.
I wonder if you can also tip in sarcasm?
I miss those giant trackballs. A lot more troll-proof.
Be sure to keep that screenlock on, folks. Or your computer might end up all sticky.
Surprise! Something that won't give you diabetes!
First order of business: I think the conference room needs more balloons.
"Honey, did you order $300 worth of troll dolls off eBay?"