Oh, you're not about that life? I read you loud and clear, brochaco. I got what you need right here. Some of that Eazy-E! Anyone asks you about it though, they're just Smarties. Yeah, you're feelin' me.
You need it pure? I got you, dawg. I'll just booty call my girl, Molly. She'll hook you up. What, no those aren't just "Good N' Plenty." Fuck you! Hey, where you going? Come back. I was just playing, brah. I mean, they are good and plenty, fam.
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