Couples traditionally celebrate tying the not with a cake, so isn't it about time that the newly single celebrate untying the not with a cake? Recently-divorced all across the world are starting to think so, because divorce cakes are now a thing. Here are some of the best examples of people celebrating the day they said, "I don't anymore."
"Sometimes I feel so disconnected from you. It's like we're not even going in the same direction. It's almost as if we're standing on two separate pieces of the same cake with a giant split between us — metaphorically, that is."
Wedding vows state, "'till death do us part." But does it count if it feels like the other person is killing your soul? This cake is a sweet way to signify that you want your former spouse to rot in hell.
I spent six years in a loveless marriage and all I got was this lousy divorce cake. But honestly, sometimes having the divorce cake is better than having the shitty husband. Oh, and also alimony. Having alimony is great too.