Some people would do anything for fashion. And people at first sometimes aren't that accepting of fashion trends. They'll label you crazy for trying out the latest and greatest things. Well, we have news for you. You actually are crazy if you try out these things. Like, the beauty nipple. This is the opposite of a bra. We guess if you hate bras, then this is a really good item for you. Otherwise, we're really, really confused and kind of scared.
Do you have trouble showing emotion? Don't fear, now you can wear your heart on your sleeve and your tears on your face. This decorative teardrop is great for anyone who's an ugly crier trying to hide their ugly tears. Beauty is pain, after all.
Now you can take your hamster with you wherever you go. We know your animals are close to your heart, but we don't know if it was ever meant to be taken this literally. What if they poop? These are the real questions we're asking.
They say that what we wear expresses who we are. So what does this say about you? You're all smiles? You're a dentist? You like wearing teeth around your wrists? This possibly gives some new meaning to the phrase, "Hanging on by the skin of our teeth."
Denim is great. It matches with everything, and we love our comfy old pair of jeans that we live in. But sometimes in warmer weather, it's not always so comfy to wear jeans. Well, here's the solution for you. Jean sandals. Jandals? Seans? We'll work on it.
In the world of fashion, they're always trying to take things one step further. It only makes sense. We're all trying to find the latest and greatest thing. But these jeans might just be one step too far. If they can even step in them - they look like they're not the most moveable of clothing items.
While it might look ridiculous, we're actually semi-onboard with this one. You've got a lot of stuff to hold, and it's raining. How are you possibly going to carry an umbrella? With the hands free umbrella, of course. Now you can look like an astronaut and keep yourself dry, too.
You can never have too much jewelry. Unless it's this piece of jewelry. Then you can have too much jewelry. We're not really hooked on this. In fact, we'd like to run very far away. We hope it doesn't claw its way into the fashion scene any time soon.
Fake eyelashes are great for extravagant events and dressing up. Usually, you hope that they look as natural as possible so people don't guess you're wearing fake ones. Except when they look like this. Apparently, that's the point.
Do you want to know what the point of this jacket is? Well, we have the answer for you. Here it is. There is absolutely no point to this jacket. Just flush your money down the toilet instead, folks, instead of buying a see-through jacket that won't even keep you warm.
Maybe there's something that Kanye and Scott Disick know that we're missing. Maybe they heard that wearing a scarf that looks like a dead fox brings you some sort of good luck. But really, all we're seeing is something the PETA really wouldn't like.
For those days when you just can't decide if you're cold or hot. All your problems are now solved with detachable jeans. No one will even notice that they're detachable at all. It's super subtle. Nothing to see here.
No, this isn't a halloween costume. There are really rompers for men. Which, in itself, is still kind of a horrible fashion concept. But then add lace to it, and this is the result. Please, guys, don't pick up on this one. Leave the lace to the ladies.
Have you ever wanted to look like you belong in Alice In Wonderland in real life? There's some crazy things on the runway, but whatever is happening here might top it all. We're also kind of worried about this person toppling over. We hope their sense of balance is better than their sense of fashion.