It's A Nightmare on... Sesame Street! Did these guys take a bubble bath in radioactive ooze? What a fail! Honestly, I'm having a really hard time in my life right now, so tearing these two down hits the spot!
Why did this have to happen to me. I put all this time into my relationship. I bought her gifts, I was nice to her parents, I always tried to share my cocaine -- she never seemed to want any -- what did I do wrong? I even offered plenty of the "white lady" to her co-workers at that big office party, and that just seemed to bother her or something. It's like I could never do anything right with her. Well, Karen, if you're reading this just know that my phone's always on, and there's always an extra bed for you at the Motel 6 I live at now. We would have to get a roll-away from the lobby and I doubt it'd be the most comfortable thing for your sciatica, but it's yours. I love you Karen.