“Yes, hello, Vladimir? It's Pavel. I lost all the cars in the river again. Yes, I know the same thing happened last week...I promise I’ll do better tomorrow. Yes, I'll go home and think about what I've done.”
Either someone has a real sick sense of humor, or they actually just really hated their grandma. Or maybe they're just extremely optimistic? We’ll never know all the answers and maybe we don't want to.
From the photo, it looks like this guy was carrying the wedding cake and then accidentally dropped it. For all we know, he could be a spy trying to save the bride and groom from a ticking time bomb planted in the cake. Bet you never considered that, huh?
Theory: the guy in this photo looks stoked because he’s a Belieber, so he convinced his reluctant girlfriend to get the Beibs' name tattooed on her arm so no one would ever find out who the true fan is!
"It's cool, babe, just tattoo his name right on your forearm all in one word...no one will even be able to read what it says!"
Black grapeless grapes: existing as empty shells in the world while they ponder life’s existential questions. They wonder why they were even put on this earth in the first place - was it to be eaten by humans, or was it to live out their grape hopes and dreams? They'll never know, because grapes don't have brains.
HP probably gave the assignment of drawing these hands to the college intern who begged to be given one task other than ordering coffee and shuffling papers. But alas, he messed up and made the hands look like deformed Christmas trees.
Do you ever feel like grown adults take advantage of situations like this where they have a golden opportunity to make a dirty joke that the kids won’t understand? In this case it was probably the little old lady that works at the bookstore. We know it was you, Ruth...