Can You Name All Of These Pokemon?
1. Alright Nerd, I Lied About The Pokemon Thing. This Is A Mugging.
Don't panic. Just put your hands flat on your desk where I can see them.
Good.
Now pull out your wallet. Let's get this over quick.
2. Not Bad!
A couple $20 bills, a library card and a Reptar sticker. You were doing pretty well for yourself before I came along. Heh heh heh.
3. I said DON'T PANIC!
Oh shit, one of your co workers heard me. I think it's Geoff from marketing. Just play it cool and we'll get through this. Just act casual.
4. #143 - Snorlax
"Snorlax is a Normal-type Pokémon.
It evolves from Munchlax when leveled up with high friendship.
In the Generation I and II games and their remakes, Snorlax can be found sleeping in inconvenient locations throughout Kanto. To catch one, a Trainer must first awaken it with music from either a Poké Flute or Pokégear set to the Poké Flute channel. A sleeping Snorlax makes a return in Pokémon X and Y, in which it is blocking the player's way on Route 7."
- Taken from Snorlax Bulbapedia Entry
5. Good. I think he's gone.
That was a close one. Man. I'm getting too old for this. Don't tell the cops, okay? I need this money a lot more than you do. I've got health problems and orphans and other things I'm definitely not making up.
Also, don't ask me why my shirt and ski mask just changed color. I'm a mugger that lives in the Internet and mugs people for looking at Pokemon articles. What sort of consistency do you want from me?
