Re: Work is utterly useless

tkxxx7 wrote:

Where is everybody? has the forum died?

Was it alive before?

Acta est fabula plaudite

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*Looks at Dead Kermit*

Can't tell.

Damn, those birds are loud.

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The Duke of Waltham wrote:
tkxxx7 wrote:

Where is everybody? has the forum died?

Was it alive before?

No. A forum cannot be alive, it is after all a dead thing. It cannot breathe, eat or chew, thus it is dead.

Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough. - Karl Marx

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greenbanana wrote:
The Duke of Waltham wrote:
tkxxx7 wrote:

Where is everybody? has the forum died?

Was it alive before?

No. A forum cannot be alive, it is after all a dead thing. It cannot breathe, eat or chew, thus it is dead.

The word dead is defined as no longer living.

Therefore, this forum would have had to be alive once in order to be dead now.

Damn, those birds are loud.

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tkxxx7 wrote:

The word dead is defined as no longer living.

Therefore, this forum would have had to be alive once in order to be dead now.

Dead: to be dead, Deceased, dead as a doornail, to cash in your ships, throw in the towel, kick the bucket, to enter the last great sleep, to blink for an exceptionally long period of time... Patch

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I remember when... -I remember -I remember when I lost my mind!

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Lmao at "dead: to be dead"

Funniest thing ever.

Unfortunately, I don't know if it was intended to be funny...

Damn, those birds are loud.

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tkxxx7 wrote:

Lmao at "dead: to be dead"

Funniest thing ever.

Unfortunately, I don't know if it was intended to be funny...

You're catching on

I remember when... -I remember -I remember when I lost my mind!

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unthinkableapple wrote:
tkxxx7 wrote:

Lmao at "dead: to be dead"

Funniest thing ever.

Unfortunately, I don't know if it was intended to be funny...

You're catching on

huh? Catching on to what?

And why doesn't something special happen when you type while holding both shift keys?

Damn, those birds are loud.

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How come when you hit tab it does not go back the other way, even though it says you can?

"Conspiracy theories can only thrive in the minds of people who are predisposed to believe them."

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Sorry Lizz, we forgot to tell you. The keyboard is really just a representation fof the way life works. Didn't you ever wonder why the letters ASJ are all in the middle?

Anyway, you can't tab backwards because you can't go backwards in life. The Backspace<----- key is the symbol for police officers.

Damn, those birds are loud.

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And delete is the one for people who steal bodies out of graveyards and use them for medical science

I remember when... -I remember -I remember when I lost my mind!

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Hey don't judge me.

"Conspiracy theories can only thrive in the minds of people who are predisposed to believe them."

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Were you one of the bodies?

Damn, those birds are loud.

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Dead Kermit wrote:

Last months work:

Game: find money
Player: my organization, represented by me
Plan: make the organization look like a goldmine for potential stockholders
Goal: convince stockholders and get their money
Guests: high government officials and rich people

Are you Bernard Madoff?

Rated R for strong crude sexual humor,language,drug use and violence.

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apatheticsarcasticjerksry wrote:

Hey don't judge me.

Wouldn't dream of it.

Please excuse me, whilst I go over there and just appraise you for a moment.

Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough. - Karl Marx

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Southpaw wrote:

Are you Bernard Madoff?

Not at all.

I'm only locked up inside my own head.

If life is so wonderful, than why do we all die eventually?