Topic: Stupidity really rips my knitting
I'm the kind of guy who only believes in saying something when there is something worth saying.. If i have nothing relevant or funny to say, i'd rather stay quiet.. i HATE small talk.
Something which falls into this category, which annoys the hell out of me, is when someone sees you and having seen you earlier says "you still here"?
I hold people in such contempt for asking this dumb question, that i am compelled to say "no, its just the mirrors... im actually at home just now with my feet up"
This normally does the trick, as it sends them packing, scratching their heads..
Give it a try