Adults weren't just concerned about kids being obsessed with phones in this generation. This goes back years. They've been coming up with ways to keep them out of our hands as long as phones have existed.
I prefer carrot phones, personally. They're not as endlessly chewy. But if I had to pick a favorite, it'd be hot wing phones.
Do sign mistakes make driving and the world in general more confusing and frustrating? Absolutely. Do they also make it more hilarious? Without a doubt.
[Places the car in park.]
"I'm not falling for this ticket trap. I'm just gonna wait here until someone comes by and fixes this nonsense."
"Okay, maybe if I hop? No, that's not technically walking. What if I do it on my hands? Gah, these riddles are so confusing."
If there's an accident on a porn area, going slow is definitely sage advice. You don't want to run. You're likely to slip on something.
"Thank you for honoring us. It's not easy. Kids screaming, making a mess, people not leaving tips. It's hell, but knowing we're appreciated makes it all worth it."
Sign fails are mostly harmless. But design fails like this? Has the person who put this together never heard of trains before being contracted?
Oh, perfect. I'm always self-conscious when I'm sitting on the toilet that people walking by won't be able to see the side of my ass. Luckily, that specific fear has been solved.
Hopefully you can't gain much speed on that slide. Although, this could be useful if you can. When your kids refuse to go to bed, let them use this and they'll knock themselves right out.
Something tells me a man designed these outfits. What gives me that impression? Actually, it's the impression of something on the outfit that leads me to think this.
"I don't think we can make it at this incline."
"Hey, we pay you to drive this party wagon, not think. This route saves us three minutes. Go for it!"
I'd like to see the sign the cow from Chick-fil-A would use to describe this. What are you up to White Castle? Even Harold and Kumar would send this mystery meat back.
I mean, smoking a cigarette is terrible for you. I can't imagine what smoking alcohol would do. Mainly because I actually can't imagine smoking alcohol.
Look, I believe medical marijuana should be legal. But if this is how it's going to be consumed? Maybe we oughtta be mighty selective about who gets a prescription.