How on Earth did people date before the advent of Facebook? How were people able to pre-reject their dates based off of their embarrassing photos from college? Dating the old-fashioned way must have been hard!
We've seen amazing advances in technology since cell phones have come on the market. Your phone can pretty much do anything these days! So you think that someone would have finally figured out a way to un-text a person that you accidentally texted when you're talking shit.
"If we all go to this party in sweatpants, then none of us will look out of place, right? Can we just all do this, out of both solidarity and comfort? Who am I kidding. We'll probably all double-cross each other and show up dressed up."
When you're a good friend, you never, ever do anything that would embarrass your friends. Unless your friend is doing something that's going to get a lot of Instagram likes. In that case, anything is fair game!
Isn't a flat iron just technically a type of iron? So if you take out the "flat" part of it, you just have an iron. Therefore, it's totally not weird for you to iron your hair the way you'd iron your shirt. You can't argue with logic!
Life in the 21st century moves fast! You still have to do all the stuff everyone did in the 20th century, but now you have to tweet about it. Don't let anyone say our generation has it easier than other generations...cause life these days is HARD.
"Do you really want to date me? I'm kind of all over the place! Also, I get stuck in random places. Also, you'll wake up and find me still attached to your eye, even though you thought you took me off the night before."
There's no greater temptation than a warm bed. A warm bed will make you want to quit literally everything in your life and stay inside it until you die. It's a dangerous thing, and yet we sleep inside one every night. Sad.