Bacon makes everything taste better. Even if you're a vegetarian! That's just science!
Dandelions grow like weeds. Because they're technically weeds. Be careful what you wish for!
These kids really got taught a lesson. A life lesson. And that life lesson was to not willingly let your teacher shame you.
Garbage men or garbage people? Garbage people. They're definitely garbage people.
When he said he liked shaved women, it's not exactly what he had in mind. But sometimes what you get is better than what you ask for. Case in point.
One man's typo is another man's viral Tumblr post. Don't they make you read that book in AP English Lit?
This family is totally ready for the Queen. You know, in the off chance the Queen of England does visit. That could happen, right??
What genius mastermind thought of this plan? This dude is probably really regretting that break up. Because if she's this clever, just imagine how smart and/or evil her kids would be?
Two heads are better than one. Even if you're sitting on one of them. Those trees aren't going to trim themselves.
What? What else are you supposed to do with your hood? Keep your head warm? Psh!
When you don't have a hole punch, you have to make do with what you have. Even if it means accidentally drilling a hole in the table. There are no perfect solutions in life, are there?
This gives new meaning to "paint by numbers." Couldn't they have just moved the clock? Or would that have been too easy?
This student just pretended that a question she didn't want to answer wasn't there. Her teacher might be pissed. But it looks like she's got a bright future in politics!
Talk about using your head! When you need to charge your phone, but your cord isn't long enough, you've gotta get creative. It sure beats paying $99 for a half inch longer iPhone cord!
If you can't beat em, join em. And if you can't fix it, frame it. And if you can't deal with it, social media it.
"A door knocker that will probably put a hole through your door."
It does a body good? This is smart thinking. Unless the people in your office are into some weird, weird stuff!
This is the exact opposite of turning your chopsticks into a fork by stabbing at your food. It seems pretty clever. But then you realize it's still hard AF to pick up rice with it.
Is this a normal deer? Or is it a daemon creature that will haunt your nightmares? Because it really looks a lot like a daemon creature that will haunt your nightmares.
When your husband asks you to make him a sandwich, throw it in his face. That's feminism at its best. #FeministWin
Talk about a smart cookie! Get it? Because a s'more is a kind of cookie? But do you get it? Do you? Okay, we'll stop...