You think maternal instincts are reserved just for you? Well, they're not. If you think this is weird, remember what you were like when you were two years old and realize this spider is only the second scariest monster your mom had to deal with living under her roof.
They thought they heard their mother talking to someone outside their window. They took a peek and saw...this. Well, if you and your dad won't ask her about her day, she'll just find someone else willing to listen.
This mom made matching ties for his birthday. That's gotta help his self-esteem. To know that on your special day that comes once a year, she can't give you a gift that's solely yours, and you have to share it with her actual favorite child.
We can learn so much from our mothers. They've been on this planet far longer than we have. Yet, they are still filled with such optimism that they honestly believe "WTF" could mean something so innocent. Please don't ever let them know people use acronyms for different reasons, especially "ATM."