On the one hand, this kid is pretty sensible. On the other hand, this kid is probably super annoying if they go trick-or-treating with you. On the other other hand, they'll probably give you all their candy.
Look out if this kid ever gets elected class president. He'll probably turn it into a dictatorship and then try to conquer all the neighboring schools as well. But while he's doing it, it will probably be very adorable.
Some people don't realize that they don't want to be married until after they've gotten married. This kid has it figured out ahead of time. After all, why would you want to have to share a cramped bed when you could get comfy alone and stretch out?
This kid concentrated so hard on getting this answer that it appears he got a migraine. Which would also explain why he's frowning. If that's not proof of showing your thinking, we're not sure what is.
You'd like to be able to reassure a kid that things do get better. But then you remember that work still feels boring as an adult. And then you get jealous because at least this kid gets to have a recess. And then you re-enroll in elementary school, Billy Madison-style.
The good news is, in about 20 years ,there's going to be six different Batmen. The bad news? They'll all have to live together in Wayne Manor, where they'll argue over who gets to drive the Batmobile. It'll just end up being a big mess.
As a bonus, after becoming a werewolf, this kid could also be an athlete at the same time. Everyone knows that being a werewolf also makes you super good at basketball. At least that's what we've learned from the documentary film Teen Wolf.
In general, you should probably avoid doing things that make your date say "yuck." And picking your nose is a great example. Other examples include burping, not wearing deodorant, and saying, "Hey, wanna go to the Nickelback concert?"
Okay, those first two sentences don't really demonstrate that he is special. Lots of kids like playing football and building with Legos. But that "god" thing? Yeah, we guess you could call that special.
Jamie has come up with the perfect work schedule. Being a ninja would be awesome, but probably also exhausting. That's why you should only do it one day a week, which allows you four days to be a chef. And ninjas still need to wind down with a weekend. Being a Ninja Chef sounds way better than being either a toy designer or a dad.
Using the seven words already provided on the test? Brilliant. But then the kid got a little daring and went with "octopus" for number eight. Because it's good to take short cuts, but you still have to take risks in life as well.
Good thing this kid specified that they'll only watch animals that are non-evil. Too many times you get hired to watch an animal, and it turns out to be possessed by Satan. Sure, the pay is good, but it's just not worth it.