It looks like this guy messaged the wrong number and his text went to infinity and beyond! I guess Mr. Lightyear isn't in the mood to drink any coolers. Maybe when the texter wrote "yer" and "drinkin," he wanted to buzz right on out of there?
I'll show you my boobs if you show me yours. Ladies and gentlemen, it's the battle of the man boobs. Two perfect strangers from different parts of the world now share a bond like none other and we were lucky enough to witness it.
Wow, Jake from State Farm really is everywhere. You got a flat tire? Jake has it covered! You run out of gas? No problem! You have a cheating girlfriend? Now you know that they can take care of that too!
Poor little Kassidy. And not because they got fake kicked off of their team. Because their parental unit uses "B" instead of "be" and won't spell out the word practice and is too lazy to type the "i" in "in." Way to set an example. Also, it's "Cassidy," not "Kassidy" with the letter K. Way to ruin your kids life.
This is not the slender body you expected, is it? Maybe you could get a little pen pal out of this exchange? A new buddy to share dating tips with? Also, shirtless pics at 2:46 PM are a ballsy move. Just sayin'.
Who needs a doctor when you can get medical advice from a perfect stranger with the help of Google? When in doubt, text a random number and/or Google it. It will save you a co-pay, deductible and a whole lot of time.