Whale sharks are among the most peaceful sharks there are, but if it can fit about two whole humans in its mouth…yeah, that’s a nope from me. But yet, people still love diving with this gentle giant. SMH.
Yeah, same. If I was behind that truck I would think that any minute those logs would come through my windshield and decapitate me. But, in the movie, the logs fell into the adjacent lanes and f**ked everyone’s s**t up.
The hitchhiker’s guide to everyday life should have at least this rule: don’t wear a hospital gown if you need a ride. The motorists guide to everyday life should have this rule: never under any circumstances, unless you want to end up in a million pieces in a body bag, pick up a dude wearing nothing but a hospital gown. In fact, call the local looney bin and see if one got away.
I sometimes think that the best way to go would to be to drown myself in wine. See, coffee would be far too hot, and also it gives me the immediate urge to relieve myself. This spider got it all wrong.
Nope. Nope. Nope. What is wrong with this girl? You can’t look like you’re about to be on an episode of Hoarders and try to take a sexy selfie. Unless this is her audition picture for the show. But I’m pretty sure Hoarders doesn’t have an XXX version.
Do you know what is the nopiest nope in the history of nopes? How about a face full of bees! Oh Christ! I would be screaming, so they’d all end up in my mouth and then sting the inside of my throat and then I’d probably asphyxiate and die.
Can you imagine those buzzing around you this summer? Those are like the mosquitos from Jumanji. But, hold on a sec. The mosquitos stuck in sap from Jurassic Park were pretty tiny. Someone in Hollywood is lying to us.
… And this is why I won’t go skydiving. This lady is holding on for dear life and all her loved ones are flashing before her very eyes. She’s petrified. This photo is nothing but torment, tragedy and a whole lot of NOPE.
“Excuse me, sir. You’ve parked in a handicapped space and you don’t have a sign. I clearly have a limp after I got caught in that gator trap down at the swamp, so I will be occupying this space and you can go straight to hell.”
I don’t like it, and I don’t trust it. You shouldn’t even be able to get beef for that little. You can be 100 percent sure that this ribeye steak probably came from an oversized sewer rat. Oh, and I’m pretty sure Dollar Tree doesn’t have a license to sell groceries.
Is this Dr. Pupper and Mr. Pooped on the Carpet? One side is a nice little doggo and the other is an evil miniature werewolf who feels no resentment for crapping on your new oriental rug. I guess there are two sides to every dog.
What is the glass of wine and candle for? Why are you trying to make this romantic? We all know that the bath is full of sulphuric acid and you’re planning on disintegrating whoever you lure into your Buffalo Bill Basement. BTW, yes I’ve seen Breaking Bad, let’s just say the tub is lined with polyethylene plastic for this particular scenario.
Whoever decided to make a crochet baby should be evaluated by a mental health professional. This baby looks like it shouldn’t have survived outside the womb. I’m sorry Baby Louis, you’re in for a hard life.
No...effing...way am I getting into that water. I freak out if a bit of seaweed touches my foot when I’m swimming in the ocean. If I saw those tentacles coming at me, I would promptly evacuate myself and then I would leave the beach.