Does anybody happen to have the number for the Darwin Awards? I feel like they have a new entry coming their way any second now. The sad thing is how smart they think they are, and how dumb their inevitable demise will be.
It's truly upsetting commenting on these. Yes, they all work, but come on, you know? Spend the money to fix the doorbell so your neighbors don't have to resort to paleolithic exploits to announce their arrival.
Kids used to always make fun of me for riding the short bus. Imagine trying to make fun of the kid who rides this bus. They wouldn't dare, because that kid clearly already has a full beard and three full-time jobs.
Bask in the glory of this snow plow. And by "snow plow," I mean "lawnmower with satellite dish and barbell weights used to counterbalance." This would be truly brilliant if it actually worked even a little.
Genius has no off-switch, but it definitely has a plug. This seems idiotic, but I can't help but be overwhelmed with curiosity about if it actually works. I suppose you can keep an eye on the obituaries for an answer.
When you asked Santa to give you a bike, I assume this isn't what you had in mind. It seems lame, but it's undeniably convenient when you ride to the grocery store. Once a week, this guy's a genius. Too bad the week has all those other pesky days.