Regret dating someone you're no longer with? That's nothing compare to the regret of getting that ex's name tattooed on your body. But at least you can sloppily cross off the tattoo, and nobody will know it was there!
"It's like, can't a guy stop by the Whole Foods on the way to the Vampire Weekend concert without running into some annoying hipsters? I was so annoyed, I could barely stop by the vintage clothes store before seeing the latest Wes Anderson movie!"
Wait, Twitter wasn't around in the '90s? Then how did people let the world know what they had for lunch, while also harassing celebrities and strangers? Plus they had "#" but nowhere to use it? Must have been a really dark time.
To be fair, you can't really blame the people inside the costume for thinking they'd be safe. You can blame the dog for not knowing that dogs and zebras are two different species. Come on, dog, you should know better!
When you want to get a tattoo honoring Marilyn Monroe, make sure your artist is more skilled than this one. On the bright side, Elton John will probably pay tribute to this tattoo with an updated version of "Candle in the Wind." So maybe it evens out.
On the one hand, he could send each photo as an individual message and avoid getting caught. On the other hand, that's a lot of work! If you want to date a lot of people at once, you've got to be willing to put in the effort.
This camper probably regrets not staying the night in a hotel instead. And probably also regrets bathing himself in tuna fish and catnip. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but it was probably a huge mistake.
If you want to get a tattoo of your favorite Bon Jovi song, go for it. And if you want to get the tattoo without knowing what the actual words are, or what the actual name of the band is also go for it. After all, it's is your life.
It may seem weird, but bosses have access to social media too! You don't get banned from it just because you're now in a position of power, and posts from your employees aren't magically hidden from your sight! Who knew?
If you get arrested for robbery, you're having a bad day. But later on, when you have to take off the tape and wind up having to rip off half the hair on you head? Your arrest suddenly starts to look like one of the day's happier moments.