Is your partner never able to reach "that spot"? Are you left with an itchy back no matter how many times you say, "To the left! No! The other left!"? Then this t-shirt is for you! Your back will thank you!
Because sometimes you want to give someone a thumbs up, but your own thumb isn't enough. Bonus - if you need to overcompensate for something else, this product is for you! There's no such thing as "small hands" with the thumb extender!
If you plan on being sick literally all the time, this hat is for you! Never be without toilet tissue again! Note that the toilet paper hat is for facial TP only. For all other uses, pick up the toilet paper belt!
How many times do you find yourself saying, "Uh oh! It's raining and I forgot my umbrella, but I didn't forget my tie!" Never let that happen to you again with this two-in-one tie umbrella. It's the fashion piece you never knew you needed because you actually didn't.
For the commuter who can't afford to not sleep on the subway, but also can't afford to miss her stop, there's this weird helmet. Put your fate in the hands of a kind stranger who will wake you up when you're close. Nothing could go wrong with that!
If you love the sound of bubblewrap but hate how there's only a finite amount of bubbles, then this is for you! Never have to run out of bubbles again! Annoy your friends, family and co-workers as long as you want!
The only reason why chastity belts went out of fashion is because they didn't have a timer on them. Well, this bra version of a chastity belt fixes that problem with a handy clock that counts down to the big day when you're finally married and can get it on! This is something that is not uncomfortable in every single way it can be. Honestly.