When you're in a fight, keep your hands up. It helps defend against people who will latch onto your shoulders like a kangaroo and pummel your jimmies with their ADIDAS. Also, don't compete in backyard frat fight clubs. This has been your self-defense lesson for the day.
I didn't know Gollum from Lord of the Rings decided to compete in drag shows. I won't mock someone for their feet (except for that Gollum crack). But when using public bathrooms, please don't womanspread to the point your toes are in another stall.
Be careful what you decide to share online. The internet will roast you for it whether you ask them to or not. Especially when it looks like she's the one who suffered a mutilating construction accident.
15. If You Like It Then You Should've Caught Them All