Breast milk facials: Because nothing says "Mommy Issues" like coating yourself in breast milk to feel pretty.
You hear that, Denise! I'm mocking you for your breast milk facials and your need for validation from a woman who has never loved you! There, I said it! Your mother is a domineering monster who is jealous of our happiness and wants to destroy it!
One snake got electrocuted, then another snake bit the first snake, and then it got electrocuted, so now there are two dead snakes- oh god I just soiled myself.
Seriously, this terrifying picture has made me defecate my pants. I'm very embarrassed about the situation, and while I don't think I should be telling you about it, I feel by letting it out in the open, I can come to grips with what just happened.
Okay, thanks, I feel better. I'm going to go change. I'll throw away the underwear, but I think these jeans can still be cleaned. Fortunately, none of it made its way down to my socks.