According to their website, "Whether you call it your derrière, rump, or where the sun don't shine, this body part often receives just a cursory scrub in the shower... My Shiney Hiney makes the cleansing easier and more thorough with an ergonomic brush that accesses that hard-to-reach area."
They even sell lightening creams for your butthole. You heard it here first, kids!
This Beauty Bottom cushion promises to shape your butt, but I have a question. Why is there a hole in the middle of it?
"This chair cushion works by guaranteeing correct posture, properly aligning your pelvis and spine, which in turn ensures that your bottom muscles become, and stay, taut enough to bounce a 100 yen coin off of."
Have you always had a small mouth that made you insecure? No? Well, just go with it. This horrifying face mask torture thingie will expand your mouth and make you pretty for the first time in your life.
According to the Amazon description, "Eating placenta is a rare opportunity. Make the most of it with "25 Placenta Recipes." This book contains 25 tried and true placenta recipes from around the world. Along with these delicious recipes, you'll also find information on proper preparation and handling of the placenta."
This product left us just as fast as it came. The AB hancer was made for men who wanted abs without having to do any work. There is no longer any sign of them being sold on the internet, so I am going to guess the product failed. But kudos to them for trying.
I guess they weren't thinking clearly when they designed this cup holder. It looks like something you'd get at a bachelorette party. Maybe they could have used a different color or shape or anything really.
"If you dream of having a more beautiful and higher nose but are afraid of the plastic surgeon then the Beauty Lift High Nose might be for you. Just tick the device on your nose for about 3 minutes per day and your nose will get a more beautiful shape. The Beauty Lift High Nose is supposed to “raise” the bridge of your nose by vibrating and thus “stimulating” the nasal bon[e]."
Now this is a product I can get behind. If you had a late night and you are exhausted at work, just close your eyes and put these stickers on your eyelids. Throw on some headphones and you will look busy and alert.
We want to cool our noodles, but don't you think this will make them cold? And that isn't really going to fit into a purse, so it isn't practical. Look, I appreciate the effort, but it seems like a little much.