You know how people look like their dogs? Well, now you can really look like your dog. Forget magazines filled with pictures of Blake Lively and Jennifer Aniston. You have a perfect hair model living with you right now.
She basically took a flask to prom as her date. Maybe the administrators were like, "Oh that's a huge flask that she would be hiding if it actually were a flask, so it can't have any alcohol in it?" I don't know how she got away with it, but it's hilarious.
Yea, hanging with mom isn't always the best pick me up. She forget to tweet, "I'm having lunch with my mom today. I can't wait until she can't stop staring at my stomach hinting to me that I've gained weight without actually saying it." Mom's are great!
Sniffing other dog's butts are the equivalent to "likes." Sniffing is scrolling and licking pee is like commenting on a post. Wow, I guess your dog has more going on than just being your best friend. Are you jealous?