A recent Ask Reddit queried users on what they though is so socially acceptable to do when you're attractive, but not when you're ugly. The answers were the most perfect blend of honest and hilarious.
"Bothering people who are reading. After years of sitting in coffee shops reading, I realized I was curt with anyone who tried to engage me in conversation, unless they were an attractive girl," - Reddit user Johnnyonnaspot.
"Saying you're ugly. If you're actually ugly you just end up making everyone uncomfortable. If you're beautiful people tend to fall all over themselves trying to reassure you that you're beautiful," - Reddit user goatsaretasty.
When you're attractive, you have to act modest, otherwise you're considered vain.
"Weirdly, being polite to the opposite sex. I'm generally a very polite and friendly person. When I was fat men would constantly go out of their way to make sure I knew they had no interest even though I hadn't given any hint at being interested and was already in a relationship. Now that I've lost weight everyone's a LOT nicer," - Reddit user Einmanabanana.
"I've seen this before with stories of teachers having relationships with students. It will come out on the news and if the teacher is attractive a lot of times I see comments like 'Oh I wish we had teachers like that when I was in school!' but if the teacher is ugly people are more disgusted and angry," - Reddit user Desert_Unicorn.
To be fair, it's harder to pay attention in class when your teacher is hot, anyways.
"This super hot girl farted once in my high school class. People thought it was hilarious and some of the football players hugged her and thought it was awesome. Later that year in English Class an overweight girl let a ripper go and was mocked and ridiculed and was told she was disgusting," - Reddit user TheCouchStream.
The moral of the story is, never fart on a date, unless your hot!
"People will tolerate a great deal of weirdness, strangeness and psycho behaviour from an attractive person, whereas these traits would be unforgivable in an ugly person.
"There was a social experiment conducted where a catfish profile of a beautiful blonde was created. When guys talked to her the catfishers responded with the most weird, bizarre, off-the-wall, creepy answers but guys still kept pursuing.
"People will tolerate a lot of weirdness if it comes alongside hotness," - Reddit user Socialist7.