You have to leave the house but she is holding onto you like a spider monkey. You would think that you were leaving for months, but you are just trying to get out of the house to get to work. You’ll be back in six hours, so chill out, baby girl.
She is constantly asking you for fashion advice. “How does this look on me.” “Do you like this shirt or this shirt?" What underwear do you like better?” You give her the advice that you know she wants to hear, but to you, you think that she looks great in everything. [Editor's note: Which is the right answer for any of the above questions.]
3. Makes A Mountain Out Of A Molehill (In The Bad Way)
You hung a painting in her apartment and she is so unbelievably blown away by the gesture. It took you 25 seconds to do it, but she is still talking about how amazing you are eight months later. To her you can do no wrong. Except show up 20 minutes late for that spaghetti dinner she made you. Remember that?
If food doesn’t work and she is still pouting, you know what to do. Tell you love her. Tell her that she is pretty. Tell her that you are sorry. Yes, even if you did nothing wrong, just trust us. Give her a kiss and that will always do the trick.
She may be a tough girl to the outside world, but when she comes home she is all cuddles and kisses. And kisses and more kisses. She smothers you with kisses, but if she ever stopped you know that you’d miss them. (Though you pretend to be annoyed.)
She’s cute as a button and she may look innocent, but don’t let her cuteness deceive you. She curses like a sailor and puts curse words where you didn’t even know curse words could go. And guess what? You #%*#&&*&^ love it.
She is always leaving you little love notes. Either on the bathroom mirror, under a seat cushion or under your pillow and you love it. How does she sneak around you to hide them so perfectly? You’ll never know.