Geez! Like, chill out, Mr. Whalen! It's totally only been one day. Go and tell the search party to head home. Un-file your missing persons report. Email the producers of Unsolved Mysteries and tell them that they shouldn't air the episode about this girl's disappearance. It's been one day.
"And that, Dear Students, is the science of music!" said the teacher before he hatched himself out of an egg in the classroom. You gotta get your pupils' attentions somehow. You might as well take a lesson from Lady Gaga.
This is what it looks like when your English teacher Cyrano de Bergerac's your love life. And if you have an English teacher, you should be able to get that reference. If not, just ask him! He'll help you out with that, too!
By a show of hands, who thinks that this teacher accidentally attached a selfie to her email? She might have been looking at her phone trying to figure out how technology works. Either that or she's including a selfie for emphasis that you should not be late.
"Sorry for my appearances, Students. Something happened last night, and... Let's just say that mistakes were made and it is a lot harder to get blue paint off than one would think. Never mind. Let's skip it. I don't really want to talk about my personal life in the classroom."