Wow! Way to brag that you had sex! Get it, girl!
This isn't funny. This is a serious problem. He may strike again, so be alert!
Hmmm. We can't imagine what's going on here. Seems routine?
When watching one person eating lunch makes you want to throw up your own. We just puked in our mouths a little bit. And it probably tasted better than this sandwich.
Soon, the lovers were soon reunited. They ran into each other's arms in an embrace that never ended. And they all lived happily ever after.
From the mouth of babes... They're so innocent, and yet so shady. We're surprised that a child has that much upper body strength to be able to throw that much shade.
It's okay, Richard. It happens to the best of us. Actually, just kidding. It doesn't.
Really, Peter? Really? We're not mad. Just disappointed.
It's the thought that counts! When you go through that much effort to show your love, you know it's real love! Sorry about the whole "jail" thing, though.
This actually isn't the worst idea. You have to give her points for being creative. That sort of "out of the box" thinking will make her go far in life!
Though doubtful she will go that far in a Barbie Jeep.
If this is the only decent photo, we don't want to see what the others look like! Actually, now that we think of it, we kind of do. Just out of morbid curiosity.
This is what it would look like if grandma were a serial killer. But if her victim was exclusively the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Horrifying.
Is there no room? Then make room. Where there's a will, there's a way!
What could this be? We can't imagine what's in this box! What a fun surprise!
So, um, maybe we should not make clear raincoats anymore? Just so something like this will never happen again?