People often forget about the time Dr. Pepper had his medical license revoked. When this happened, Mr. Pibb should have taken advantage of this opportunity and gone to med school as soon as possible. However, it appears that Mr. Pepper wound up getting his license back, and he's a real doctor again. You know, just like Dr. Dre.
As you can see from the window sign, Herpes Pizza delivers. They'll gladly bring you some Herpes Pizza right to your door. And then they'll just keep coming back at unexpected times for the rest of your life.
Someone should let them know that this isn't how this kind of thing works. And someone should let them know that it looks even worse when the word they're using to do it is "smart." Although to be fair, "PFCCI" isn't exactly a word.