Sure, there are scents that we perceive as feminine and scents we perceive as masculine. We can argue until the cows come home about how we are “taught” to perceive this, but we don’t have the time. The least they could do with these pharmacy store (CVS, RiteAid) “masculine” brands is give them some better names. This girl isn’t too far off with the “X-TREME” names you see plastered on some male body wash.
This is just dumb. This does not need to be a gendered product. These are literally the exact same tools any person of any sex would use to make a f***ing sweater. And what exactly would a “Dude” be crocheting anyway? A wool d**k warmer?
Why is Candi Mancuso Barnett so f***ing shook that this woman dared to put some bows on her dog’s ears? Yeah, that dog probably doesn’t like the bows. But, it’s not because the dog thinks that he looks “gay.” It’s because he probably doesn’t like things attached to his ears. Jesus, she had to capitalize “HE” and everything. Right, cause this dog gets the whole concept of male and female aesthetic.
Is this for those big manly man tears? Well, obviously men don’t cry. So, this Kleenex can only be used for the one thing we know manly virile men use Kleenexes for. It’s usually accompanied by some Vaseline and Pornhub.
Wow. So many man words that describe a man. Sports! Man cave! Protect family! Fishing! Well, those are some stereotypes, albeit, positive ones. What about making a gift card with the negative ones. More Likely To Commit Violent Crimes! Feelings Are Gay! Catcaller!
Seriously, this is a thing? Yes, I get that a lot of guys think poetry is “girly.” But most of the world’s most famous poets were men, straight men. Jesus, even Ernest Hemingway, arguably the most masculine of American writers wrote poetry. Why don’t you read some of the good stuff instead of this novelty store junk?
First of all, when did rosé even become such a hit? First the Fat Jewish comes out with his own rosé, now frat boys around the United States are coming up with this ridiculous concept. If you’re already drinking a pink wine, calling it Brosé isn’t going to make it any more masculine, buddy.
Well, I can kind of imagine what camouflage smells like. It probably smells like the musky heat of Vietnam, mixed in with the scent of your buddy’s lifeless corpse that you’re carrying on your back as you're making it to the chopper, all the while slashing Charlie with that bear-gutting knife your pappy gave you on your first hunting trip. I’m more curious what Man Town smells like. It’s probably not too different from that gay bar down the street from me.
That’s nuts. This kid doesn’t even know his penis from his elbow yet and this dad wants gender specific vitamin drops. The kid is never going to even see the bottle! Also, I’m pretty sure Dora the Explorer is for all kids.
Okay, I get some of the gendered hygiene products that have a certain smell. But, WTF? Toothpaste. Did Colgate partner with Paco Rabanne or something? Will this guy’s mouth smell like a Guido’s waxed ball sack? What is the point of male toothpaste?
Well, that would be the closest thing to a “bath bomb” without actually exploding the tub. Listen, baths are one of the best parts about being alive. If a blue soap grenade makes a guy feel more at peace about having a warm sensual bubble bath, all the power to him.
Bronut? I dunno about that name. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that title in the gay categories on Pornhub. Also, donuts are already associated with one of the most “masculine” professions in the world. You didn’t need to come after donuts like this, man.
Ladies, if you go home with a guy and you decide to have breakfast in the morning and he pulls this s**t out of his cupboard … you’ve made a huge mistake. This is the dumbest, most tasteless item I have ever seen.