"Actually, it's not that bad. It's fine, right? It's only like a little bit melted. We can probably fix it? Maybe if we just scoop it up, somehow we can turn it back into a duck? Or a frog? Or Oscar the Grouch? Anything? Oh, who are we kidding. It's destined to remain a blob monster forever more. There is no God."
You don't need to go to the beach to have fun! You can take the beach with you wherever you go! All you need is an umbrella, a pair of shorts and the ability to not care about what you look like in public!
Aaaand now we can never eat gummy vitamins ever again! Thanks, Heat, for ruining chewable vits. We're really, really happy that you did that for us! Excuse us while he go throw away all our gummy vitamins.