Girls, we don't even have to ask if you get these. We know you know. And we know you know that you know. Such as...
"What are you guys doing on your phones?"
"Duh, we're obviously texting each other."
"But you guys are sitting right next to each other."
But really. We promise this is a blast. There's nothing better than spending some good quality time together on your phones not looking at each other or talking to each other. But here's a really cool meme for you to slightly smile at and then text back "LOL."
There's a very specific reason why you would ever meal prep. You meal prep so you know what kind of junk you're going to reward yourself with after you eat healthy. There are literally no other benefits to eating healthy. None whatsoever.
Even if someone is your one and only true soulmate, you have to break up with them if they cancel on you while you're getting ready. You just don't do that to a person. It's not right. Some people would say that "evil" is too strong a word to describe the action. We say it's not strong enough.
If a guy can't handle constructive criticism on the regs, then he shouldn't have a girlfriend. You pretty much know what you're signing up for. If you end up crying because your outfit isn't up to snuff, that's on you.
We're all looking for "The One" in life. Oh, sorry, we should clarify that statement. We're looking for "The One Who's At Bare Minimum Not A Garbage Person And Can Be Bothered To Text You Back Every Once In A While."
"Sorry, I know that my house is literally on fire, but this is more important. Brandon and Kelly are going out. We need to talk about this for hours. Yeah, I know that everything is burning in flames around me! What makes you think I don't have my priorities straight?"
Of course, we only make this face and say these words after he's been a jerk. Like not text you back for an entire year level jerk. Like push you in front of a moving car to avoid having to say hi to you jerk. Sigh. They're so cute when they're shoving you into traffic!