TFW you're a horse and you're tired of carrying a jackass around all day. Someone call PETA and tell them to make this horse their mascot. The best way to prevent animal cruelty is to be an animal and get your sweet, sweet revenge.
The best revenge in a breakup is to forget the person completely. Like, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind-level completely. Like, go try an experimental futuristic procedure to cut that person out of any and all memories you've ever had even the happy ones-level completely.