You know that mansplaining is out of hand when someone uses your own ideas to let you know that your ideas are wrong. "You have no idea what the author meant, even though you are the author. Let me break it down for you, Little Lady...."
But, like, does advancing medical science even come close to releasing an album? Try getting your song played on Top 40 radio stations, then we can start talking about this whole "curing cancer" thing. You gotta know what's important!
So close, and yet, so far... That moment when you're big enough of a Lewis Black fan to take a photo with a photo of him. But also, you're not big enough of a Lewis Black fan to take a photo with the actual Lewis Black.