Oh, this is what's wrong with adults laying on the floor. But points for creativity, though. It's like they're camping, but instead of bears they have to worry about strangers taking their picture and spreading it throughout the world.
Everyone, this is Carter. He knocked on this person's door and asked for a banana. When given a banana, he left without saying another word. God bless kids who haven't learned to be self-conscious yet.
The most awkward thing about this is the fact this was honestly the best he could do. He sat long and hard trying to think of a philosophical musing to inspire and impress. Finally he settled on a rhyme. 2/10, would not enlighten.
When you've been the world champion 16 times, you don't need to care what others think of you. This is proven solely by the fact he's wearing jorts in public and not just in the ring. John Cena is living his truth every day.
Hey, if you're going to be a fifth wheel, make sure you're a clean one. Why even bother to go on this vacation? Is she a massive fan of trying to sleep with the sounds of your friends getting it on in stereo in the surrounding rooms?