Did whoever made this really not see what these jingle bells look like? Or did they know EXACTLY what they looks like, and thought they could pull a fast one on Ole St. Nick? Because if that was their plan, they really should have known better. After all, Santa sees when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake. And he knows when you intentionally made a Christmas decoration look phallic just for the sake of some cheap giggles.
Don't you hate it when you unwrap your chocolate Santa, only to find out it's really a chocolate adult toy? Even worse, this probably means there was a mix-up at the factory. Which means, in another location, there's someone trying to figure out why their chocolate adult toy looks like Santa Claus.
Around the end of the year, it always nice when people want to spread as much Christmas joy as possible. Unless, of course, they're spreading Christmas joy like this. If you things like that emerging from a couple of your orifices, you should probably see a doctor.
Sure , this sweater is incredibly inappropriate. But even worse, it's also very confusing. How can elves, who are real, watch a striptease by a Barbie doll, which is a toy? The whole thing is completely absurd!
On that one special silent night mentioned in the song, all was calm and all was bright. But if you think a Star of David counts as a Christmas decoration? In that case, you may be calm, but you might not be that bright.
When it comes to delivering presents, Santa Claus is a real "whiz." If you're on the nice list, "ur-ine" for some great presents! Other holiday characters may be pretty good, but Santa's definitely "number one."
You know those decals of Calvin peeing on things for some reason, even though that's not a thing he ever did in the comic strip? This is like that, except it's Santa peeing on ISIS. And also, it's kind of hard to see Santa, so it basically just looks like a someone at this house is a really, really big fan of ISIS and wanted everyone to know. But other than all of that, this display is flawless.
Is it fair to put someone on the naughty list for just a simple typo? The answer is no, but it's also not fair that Santa makes the elves do all that work and then he takes all the credit. Maybe this Santa guy isn't all that he's cracked up to be.
Santa will often get you what you want for Christmas, but it's no guarantee. To make sure you do get it, you have to go to Satan instead. Sure, it costs you your soul and comes with a horrible ironic twist, but it's still worth it.
If you have a home-cooked Christmas dinner, you might enjoy a nice, plump turkey. Or you might instead eat a traditional Christmas goose. But if you're looking for something a bit more unconventional, here's a different kind of Christmas bird.
After seeing this display, the first thing we want to know is why is Santa bending over in such a suggestive manner? And the second thing we want to know is, why is Frosty applauding? Unfortunately, with this display there are way more questions than answers.
Some people think it's awkward to have a birthday at the same time as Christmas. However, it can be just as awkward to be conceived at the same time as Christmas. Especially if your conception is commemorated in ornament form.
For years now, Jesus and Santa have been battling over who is the true leader of Christmas. According to this display, there appears to be a winner. However, if The Santa Clause rules are in effect, it looks like Jesus gets to be the new St. Nick.