Where exactly did this guy learn what medium rare was? Dracula's castle? It looks like he poured peppercorn on a corpse. And why are there car keys next to the plate? Everything about this makes my head hurt as much as his stomach is about to.
Yeah, I'd appreciate if you at least try to use both. Jesus is your co-pilot, but you're still behind the wheel. And you're out there among the rest of us who aren't quite ready to meet the Big Guy yet.
Who captioned those pictures? They honestly believe the technology to drink canned beer through a straw is a millennium away? Maybe if we're wiped out by nukes and trying to rebuild, but even then I think there will be more impressive options.
The daughter is actually the one who's not as smart as she thinks she is here. She thinks her mom was being dumb. In reality, her mom just got a free massage and date for Saturday night. Look and learn, young one.