Lie like a dog? Like like a rug? Lie like a dog on a rug that looks like a rug on a dog?
You know my girl Cindy. She goes out and just bares it all. We have to admit that we love her for it!
Someone call Child Protective Services immediately because this all wrong. Please put it away. Saying you are an embarrassment is an understatement.
You love your best friend, but she is so damn hairy. You are going to have to be the one to tell her to shave. Sorry, that is the best friend's job.
Do you think that this is the right place to drop it like it's hot? On a family vacation? Come on dad, you know better.
Did you give birth to Benjamin Button? Why does your baby have such an old face? No offense, but it just doesn't look like your typical baby.
This guy has skills. And the floating hand? What ball player can do that?
I can't tell where one starts and the other one ends! Are they some unique kind of Siamese twins? Or, is this what happens when couples spend too much time together?
What is happening in this picture? He has a very fluffy arm but where is his hand? Can someone please explain?
Looks like somebody had a little accident. Right? That is what is happening here. Or maybe not. What is happening here?
What a beautiful lawn. Oh, no that isn't a lawn at all. That's water? That water looking like it is ripe with all kids of bacteria.
Aw what a happy couple! They look so cute, even the dog wants in on it. Sorry pup, you need to let them have this.
This picture has me all meow-mixed up. I just feel like this cat just met it's match. Sure it's a bag, but I think they are meant to be.
Okay, this is terrifying! Somebody help him! He is going to...oh. Now I get it. False alarm, everyone.
That is one odd-shaped woman. And her coloring is so unique. What is she? Some kind of hybrid?