If you are one of those guys who spends hours on their facial hair, it's a no go. An excessive amount of styling or product is too much. If you are spending more time on your hair than we are on ours, it's a turn off.
Guys, we don't need you to go out and get a manicure every week. We promise. But can you please invest in some nail clippers? It doesn't feel good when you touch us and we get pricked and stabbed by your jagged nails.
Ear wax is meant to live inside the ear, so make sure we never have to see it. When we are kissing your neck and travel up, we don't want to run into any gross build up. I'm think I am going to vomit just thinking about it.
We like a little stubble, but with stubble comes risks. We can get rashes and chafing from your steel wool beard. We don't want to risk scraping our faces off when we are trying to make out, so keep it long or shave it off.