So, you expect us to believe that the random person in front of you snapped that picture? Wouldn't you be creeped out by that? Wouldn't you confront them for watching you sleep? We aren't buying it.
He just time traveled a year back! What is the big deal? You wish you could do the same.
Ariana Grandedon'tbelieve you, dude. Seriously, it's her word against yours. I guess we will have to tweet her and see what she has to say about it.
It looks like her depression just causes all of her friends to cook for her. This girl is onto something. She acts sad and hungry and depressed and all her friends cook for her? She is brilliant.
Wow, your grandmother looks amazing. To think that this was her just six years ago when Captain America came out. How did she age so fast?
Dude, they let you off easy so keep your mouth closed. Don't you know that you should exit quietly when you get away with something? What a rookie.
What a shame that you got busted for something you stole from Pinterest. And how many people are coming across this meat stadium on Pinterest? I have one more question. Who eats that much ham!?
Uh oh, looks like your roommate busted you. Natty Ice and Modern Family sounds like a much better plan than hanging at da club. Don't be ashamed of Netflix and chillin'.
You should never ever ever ever ever ever lie about someone dying. It's like white little lie rule #1. Get it together!
Does this person even know what a vegan is? I wish that a Chipotle bowl with half chicken/half steak was vegan. If it was, I'd be a vegan too.
Your momma isn't having it. And you think she is being inappropriate? You better check yourself.
Rule #2 for lying: Don't talk about your boss on Facebook when they are your Facebook friend. Bad bad bad! Come on, people. think before you post!
Karma is a real bitch, huh? So you are upset because someone lied to your face, but you lied right to your exes face too. So... It's a vicious cycle babe.
Starbucks is stepping it up a notch. They are now putting compliments on every cup? Pass me my vanilla latte, please.
Who thought, "Oh I know what I'll do. I'll post a picture of a heart-shaped cloud in the sky and pretend that I saw it in real life. That'll be awesome." I want to meet this person and tell them that they have way too much time on their hands.