Oh you wanted three words? Well, I'm a rebel so I guess I am going to have to describe myself in four. Do you have a problem with that? I didn't think so.
This was definitely the correct answer in the '90s and early 2000s. There is no other acceptable answer for that chunk of time. But these days, you may need to find a better answer. Sorry, Mariah.
Yea, that's right. Whenever an issue comes up we just tell each other to "Suck it up, buttercup." Super healthy way to live your life right? Especially for an 8-year-old.
This one is so easy. I found X. It's right here in front of your face!!!! You couldn't see it? What is wrong with you???
You've heard the phrase "Love is a many splendored thing." How about "Love lifts us up where we belong"? "Love is love"? "Love will keep us together"? "Love is the strongest force"?
You asked a question and this kid is going to tell you the answer. You think his answer is morbid? You are the one that asked the question. Who is the morbid one now?
I'm not going to lie anymore! I don't care okay? I DON'T CARE!!!!!! There I said it.
Hey teach! Sure, I'll give you the answer that you are looking for. While we are here, let me teach you a few things too.
Aren't you impressed that I know the words? Come on, I know you wanted to sing the next verse with me after you read this. It's okay, lighten up a little.
Ugh, Bob is such a square. Ammiright? Hary is super tall and cate is always a little slanty. I think she hits the bottle. We worry about that one.
This is how I solved all the questions. I thought about it. Any other questions? I'll think about those too.
Here's a haiku for you:
This is so stupid
I don't want to answer this
Can we be done, please??
Yea, my dad has gas. You're lucky that I didn't draw a picture of you. I've heard you let a few out too.
8 is super curly. 6 has a big belly. That is the difference. Not all numbers are the same.
When you ask a kid to draw a picture of their birth, you better get ready. What did you think was going to happen? This is all your fault.