If you live in a big city, then you know how true this is. One of the biggest perks of being in relationship is sharing the bills. Sharing an apartment can keep two people together way for longer than they should be. What? Moving is a bitch!
Being in a long-term relationship means that you are not only dating them, but you are dating their bathroom behavior. You'll learn that they bring coffee into the bathroom to help them poop. Or that they take all their clothes off in order to poop in complete comfort. You don't really want to know the details, but you still love them.
She will always look super cute. He will just get by on whatever he can get away with it. He would wear sweats or gym shorts for the rest of his life if he could get away with it. Men are from Kmart, Women are from Bloomingdales.
You will never just get what you want when you are in a relationship. They want to watch the game, so you will have to too. They want to see the latest chick flick? Guess what, you are going with them. She has sex with you so do what she wants.
When you first started dating, you were on your best behavior. You were the coolest girl in the world and down for whatever. Then you were in and you let it all hang out. You are perfectly aware that he's in too deep to run.
If you are in love with them and then you hear them goo goo and gah gah, then it's too late. If his baby sounds are gross, you may never be able to have a kid with him. Avoid this all together and get him in a room with a baby or a puppy ASAP before it's too late.
Look, you can say something gross and they are still going to think you are hot. But why overdo it? You don't have to say, "Empty my butt." Pick out which gross behaviors you want to let him see and scale it back a little. But just know that they are going to have sex with you anyway.
You love picking on your partner and teasing them. It's all in good fun, right? Sure it is. Until you upset them and spend the entire night apologizing for doing something that you thought was hilarious.