With a dog like this, who needs a gardener? Seriously. Can we take him home with us? The lawn could use a little landscaping!
This is pretty much the dog version of playing hard to get. You can have it. You can't have it. Make up your mind, Zoey!
He might not be the brightest bulb. But at least he's trying and that counts for something, right?
No...no it doesn't.
Some dogs think they're cats. No judgements. Everyone has to follow their own journey in life.
He's just chilling. Living the life of luxury. You'd almost expect him to be holding a pina colada and surrounded by bikini babes.
Can you call AAA to fix this? They fix doggies flats, don't they? They'd probably be able to send someone out in 30 minutes or less, right?
Ugh. Those eyes are everything. Rottweilers aren't all vicious. Some of them are capable of looking like they have goggly eyes instead of actual eyes.
Show this picture to the next person who thinks it's dumb to celebrate a dog's birthday. Clearly this dog knows what's up. And clearly she loves it.
Can someone bring in a pump stat? We got a code flat dog! I repeat, a code flat dog!
Can you be mad at this face? What's that — you can? Is it because you're hangry after he stole your food?
"Are you talking to me? I said, are you talking to me? There's nobody else here so you must be talking to me."
Congrats Mr. and Mrs. Rover! It's a boy! And a girl. And a boy. And a girl. And...
Eat your heart out, Michelangelo. This one is waaaay better. Can we hang this in museums instead?
When you want your dog to see just a little bit of the world around him. And also smell it. But not be able to chase after it at all.
If we ever made our way onto this bus we would literally explode from cuteness overload. It's too much adorableness to exist in one place at once. Our hearts have literally melted.