They can’t stop complaining about climate change, women’s rights and Black Lives Matter. Boo hoo! I miss the days where people could be openly sexist. When our cars polluted the air and the younger generations just took what they got and weren’t so passionate about their rights.
Kids these days don’t know how to save their money. They all have a million jobs and nothing to show for it. When I was their age, I was married, owned a house and had my own business. They really screwed themselves by going to college and paying way too much to further their education, don’t you think? What a mess!
You know why these kids are so broke? Because they are spending their paycheck on avocados. Save some money and eat beans out of a can like we all did when we were broke. Maybe then you could finally save up to buy that house.
Who cares if they are politically active and concerned about the environment and our economy? Look at the way they dress. Their hair is a mess and they look like they are homeless. It’s tragic, really.
Just because you watch MSNBC, CNN, read The New York Times, The WSJ and listen to NPR, doesn’t mean that you know what is going on the world. I’ve been around longer than you, I know how the world works. Hey, how do I send an email again?
Do as you parents did. Get a good job you hate, marry for money and live your life wishing you fulfilled a more creative dream. You’ll have money so you will live a much happier life. Being miserable is fun!
What? Your five jobs aren’t paying the bills? What are you blowing all your money on? Why did we even send you to pay for your own incredibly expensive college education if you aren’t doing anything with your degree?
All millennials do is tweet and text and play games on their phone. Get out of the house, go outside and get some fresh air. That is what we were forced to do when we were your age. Hey, did you see on Facebook that Dara Rosenberg got married? When are you going to get hitched?
Someone tells you to smile and all of a sudden it’s harassment?! I called you beautiful, you should be flattered. One day people won’t be hitting on you anymore and you are going to miss it. Millennial women have too many opinions, I swear. They are crazy!
These idiots are following their dreams. They are living in filth to pay the bills and are in crippling debt so they can pursue their passion. They spend their free time helping others and strive to create a peaceful community. Fools! Good luck to them!