"What's wrong mom? I didn't do anything bad! What? Is there something on my face? Oh, well, look at that!"
"Hey mom. I wanted to spruce up the place. What do you think of the new look? Do you like the color?"
"Look, mom! I'm using the potty like a big boy. Aren't you proud of me? Mom? Mom? Are you okay?"
"Daddy we love you so much that we made you breakfast! Please enjoy some eggs over easy chair. We hope you like it."
"We decided to do some arts and crafts while you were gone. Do you like my little project? Mom, why are you crying?"
"Look how pretty Buster looks! He's a rainbow dog. I'm going to color the kitty next. Here kitty kitty."
"Here, Dad, sorry about the mess. We took a bath before bed all by ourselves! Aren't you proud of us?"
"Mommy and Daddy, I have some water boiling on the stove. Would you like to join us for some tea and crumpets? Put on your petticoats and come join us."
"I told you that the kitty was next. Do you like his new look? He's a little gentleman now."
"Mommy! Thank you for the new toy. It's awesome! You can pull off all the buttons and rearrange them and even chew on them. Where did you get this cool toy?
"Hey mom and dad, I wrote you a love note on your car. I even carved hearts and pictures of you into it. You car looks much prettier now!"
"Mommy, while you were gone I found a new pet. I have to keep her in the cage because she won't stop moving. She seems happy locked in there don't you think?"
"Hey, have you seen the dog? I am also missing a sock. Oh, there's my sock!"
Damn, that is one scary looking mud monster. It's like your own personal mud bath. What a way to save you so much money at the spa.
Talk about a sugar crash. Maybe this is the perfect way to get them to pass out. It's just the hours leading up to the crash that are rough.