A flying frying pan that can stay a kid forever might sound like a fun idea at first. But the next thing you know, you want to fry an egg but your pan is nowhere to be found because it's off in Never Never Land. Then it's suddenly not so fun after all.
Regular KISS likes to rock and roll all night and party every day. French KISS likes to where black and white striped shirts all night, and eat fancy cheese every day. Other than that, they're exactly the same.
Don't you hate it when you're caught in the rough waters of the Fanta Sea? It's almost as bad as getting caught in a landslide, with no escape from reality. Perhaps you're best off traveling any way the wind blows.