Oh, shoot. See I forgot I have this thing I have to be at. And there are some speeches, and vows and pictures and a DJ. What? I didn't tell you I was getting married tonight? It must have slipped my mind.
Someone please call 911 because this date is a disaster. My mother is going to have to nurse me back to health after hanging out with you. Maybe you should see a doctor too, so they can figure out what is wrong with you.
While this date is super interesting, learning about Khloe's new workout routine is just so much more beneficial to me in the long run. You are great, but if you are going to date me, you have the date the Kardashians too. Thank you for being so cool about it.