This pigeon is a bad ass. He can't even read the rules, and he's still breaking them. He proves that you don't need to be human to not give a s**t.
Stars. They're just like us. Because they also show blatant disregard for the rules.
Consider yourself officially broken, The Rules. It doesn't matter how small the rule is. If you break it, you're a bad ass.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Bad Assery. And to the rule breakers, for which it stands. One nation, under not giving a care what the official packaging states. With liberty and anarchy for all.
Big Mac sauce on an A&W burger? Mind blown. Big Mac sauce is for Big Macs!
A Pepsi that tastes like Coke? This is probably the meanest prank anyone could ever play. This person is literally the worst.
Sometimes you're asked to turn off your phone. Sometimes you don't want to. Sometimes you resist in the most bad ass way possible.
The license plate says yellow car... But this is a grey car... But the license plate says yellow car... So confused...
These kids are going to grow up to be the biggest rule breakers. You gotta start them out young. Like, before they can even walk.
So does this mean that this first world anarchist has held onto this cup since Christmas? Even though it's now May? We hope this person at least washed it.
It's that old catch-22. If someone tells you to not think about something, that's all you're going to think about. And you're going to end up as a bad ass rule breaker.
Is it opposite day at 7-11? You know, when black is white and red is blue? And blue raspberry is cherry and cherry is blue raspberry.
Whoa, Wal-mart. You can't rollback a price by rolling it up. No. That's not how it works. Not now. Not ever.
It's a red box. But it's blue. Try to wrap your head around that!
No. We can't. So much disregard for the rules. This anarchist has just gone too far.