Whoa. Leader of the free world? More like leader of our hearts! Woof!
Shh! Charlie Chaplin doesn't need to say a word to be sexy. It's all in those eyes!
Joseph Stalin started a revolution... in our pants! Young Sexy Stalin proves once and for all that even evil dictators can be sexy. Better spread those looks around, Young Stalin!
Oh Papa! Move over The Old Man and the Sea! Make way for The Young Man and the Sexy Gaze!
Nikola Tesla's looks were electrifying! We feel all tingly when we look at him, like a current is going through us. Why can't we spend all night coiled up in his arms?
Johannes Brahms can sing us to sleep any time he wants! But only if we're sleeping with him. And by sleeping with him, we mean doing it. Because he's hot, even though he's dead.
If looks could kill... John Wilkes Booth's rugged features have shot us right through the heart! Sic Semper Sexy!
Jack Johnson was a total knockout! Both inside and outside the ring. We'd like to get in on ten rounds of that!
Young Thomas Edison can turn us on just like a lightbulb! Good thing he invented the lightbulb. Now it's easier for us to see how good-looking he was!
Holy Sexy Sherpa, Batman! We'd like to climb his Everest, if you know what we mean! Wink!
He might have been the last ruling emperor of Russia, but he's first in our hearts. We're royally attracted to him! He's white hot!
Looking this good should be outlawed! Being a bad boy has never looked so good! We wish that we were his cousin so that he could marry us, too!
Great Scott! If the author ever looked at us with those baby blues, we'd go crazy just like his wife Zelda! Spending time with him must have really been This Side of Paradise.
Sacre bleu! It's like so surreal how hot poet Arthur Rimbaud is! We'd like to spend A Season in... His Bedroom!
We don't need a telescope to see how hot Hubble is! Although, we do want to take a closer look at his rugged features. They're out of this world!