"After my parents were shot, I wanted to make sure no cub in Gotham Forest would ever have to go through what I went through."
He's not the hero we need, but the one who swipes picnic baskets. This certainly changes the way we see Batman.
"I don't want to kill Batbear. I'm like a dog chasing cars. Actually, I am a dog chasing cars. Whatever. Do I really look like a pup with a plan?"
You either get put down a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. No wonder this guy is grumpy. Do you have any idea how hard it is to flip a coin with no thumbs?
Penguins mate for life. But that's not good enough for this hopeless romantic. Way to make everyone else look bad, Flappers.
Crazy optical illusion, huh? Keep staring at it. While you're distracted, the other cows can make their getaway. Thanks for taking one for the team while everyone else gets a mooooove on.
I didn't know my spirit animal could have a spirit animal. Actually, I'm happy it does. My new spirit animal is this double cat. What could be better?
I take it back. Double Dog is my everything. I don't even see his head in this picture but I instinctually know his front is identical to his side.
"Aw, it's okay, pal. Don't be scared. You can come cuddle by us."
"Why does everyone assume I'm nervous? Whatever. I'm not turning down free cuddles."
You know how you have to take a number at some butcher shops? Turns out that practice isn't just for humans. Though I assume they're not as excited about finally getting called.
"Oh my God, what a cute effect. When did they add that on Snapchat?"
"Why do people keep asking me that?"
"Oh my God, what a cute-"
"I'm gonna stop you right there. It's real. And it's spectacular. Now if you'll excuse me, the side of the couch won't scratch up itself."
Look at that face. Look at that heart. I don't know what the "thirst trap" equivalent term is for puppies looking to get adopted, but this photo is a textbook version of it.
Why do I have the urge to feed this thing bamboo and make sure it mates? Also, why do I want to see if it can learn kung-fu? Also also, why do I think it can make delicious express orange chicken?
These pictures teach us all sorts of things about the animal kingdom. For instance, I never knew a dog's womb contained printer ink. I also didn't know they could run out of colored ink halfway through delivery. Yet, here we are.
Try to stay humble, yo. We know you're cute. You know you're cute. Don't be so cocky about it. You're not the only unique looking cat, you know.